HOOKED ON H2O

"Water is the wet stuff that falls out of the sky. Boffins call it precipitation. When it's on the ground it's called a creek or a river and, when it's in the sky, it's called a cloud. And when it’s hard it’s called ice.

Kipling, Keats and Shakespeare wrote about it. Elmer Gantry prayed for it, Hollywood made endless movies about it and, years ago, I had a buxom neighbour who liked to rip her clothes off and dance in it...but that’s another story."