PEOPLE

The best place to see people is at the beach. People get their gear off and then hide behind dark glasses.

Behind those designer shades young men are checking out young women; young women are checking out young women; old men are checking out young women; old women are checking out old husbands checking out young women; and young men are checking out young men.

Some would argue they are merely protecting their eyes from ultra-violet radiation - but we know they’re lying! If it weren’t for the crash of the surf, the loudest noise on any beach would be the click of eyeballs!